today is the day
I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.
Kids Give Their Opinions About Marriage…
Pam’s going far in life.
Ricky’s going pretty far too
Too brilliant to not reblog.
In ancient Rome; men found guilty of rape had their testicles crushed between two stones.
Personally, I think they should start doing this again
*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*
Guys, install the PanicButton extension for Chrome. It closes and saves all your open tabs and opens up your preset ‘Panic’ ones like Facebook, Yahoo and Google for example. Then you can restore all your tabs by clicking the button again and entering your password.
THIS IS THE MOST USEFUL THING SOMEONE HAS EVER COMMENTED ON ONE OF MY POSTS THANK YOU
if you seriously think scotland was ready for independence then u need to do some research
I have this problem where ‘the other day’ for me ranges from yesterday to around 5 years ago
and ‘a friend of mine’ is literally anybody i’ve ever heard of who’s opinion i like
do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were thinking